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What Did H Say 2 O?

Water you doing

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How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

What is trees' preferred drug?

Water. It helps them get high.

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What is the formula for water?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O!

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V