What Did H Say 2 O?

Water you doing

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How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

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What Did H Say 2 O?

Water you doing

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies