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What Did H Say 2 O?

Water you doing

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What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

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Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V