Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

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What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read?

Anything you want!

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

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Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

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Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face?

A mousetache.

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What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.

What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh

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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us