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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

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Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

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What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

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Where does Crazy Horse live?

In an unstable.

Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

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Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?

Guilty

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.

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Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.