What's a cats favorite firearm?

A meowser

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Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.