Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

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Why was Tigger always filthy?

Because he was playing with Pooh.

Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

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What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

What music does a balloon really hate?

Pop

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What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

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Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?

All his work was pro bono.

How do skeletons greet each other?

Bon'nichiwa

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What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ