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Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

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What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

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What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

What kind of music do rabbits listen to?

HIP HOP

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What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

How does Seth Macfarlane wishes you Eid Mubarrak?

Keep it in church, guys.

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What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

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What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Tulips on an Organ.