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Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

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Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music?

They both ain't got the same Seoul.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do flies do at church?

Flyspray

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

Because he had no body to go with

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.