Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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Whats Wolverine's favorite genre of music?

Metal.

What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-pop.

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Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Why did Batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

How do skeletons greet each other?

Bon'nichiwa

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Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

Why are organ donations low?

Because most people have pianos