Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

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What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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Whats Wolverine's favorite genre of music?

Metal.

What kind of music does a printer make?

A paper jam.

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Why do chickens go to church?

To get to the other side

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

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How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.

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What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.