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Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

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What do you call an ant who can't play the piano?

Discordant!

What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

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What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?

They're huge metal fans.

What is a homeless man's favorite type of music?

House music

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What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

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How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

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What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.