Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

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Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

Lawrence Elk

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What is a toad's favorite genre of music?

Hip hop.

Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music?

Because it's logarythmic.

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Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body.

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!