Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

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Why do white people not like playing uno with mexicans?

They take all the green cards

What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

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What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

What's Magneto's favorite type of music?

Heavy Metal!

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What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

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What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.