What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

Lawrence Elk

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What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

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What's an accordion good for?

Learning how to fold a map.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.