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What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

Lawrence Elk

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Why don't you play with your friends?

He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it?

Play the piano until you find the right key.

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What's an accordion good for?

Learning how to fold a map.

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.