Why did Walt and Skyler get divorced?

There was no chemistry.

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Why did Walt and Skyler get divorced?

There was no chemistry.

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

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Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.