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Why did Walt and Skyler get divorced?

There was no chemistry.

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Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

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What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework?

He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.