Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

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What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

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How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

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How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!