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Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's blue, white and red?

A cancerous child who fall down the stairs.

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Sarah fall of the swing?

Q: Why did Sarah fall of the swing? A: Because she has no arms. Q:Who's there? A:Not Sarah.

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato

What do a totalitarian mallard and a potato in an air vent have in common?

They're both duct-taters (sorry)

Steve Jokes More Steve Jokes

Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.