Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

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What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

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Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

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Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!