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Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did the baby fall off the swing?

It had no arms.

Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

What do you call a mean Potato?

A Dictator.

Steve Jokes More Steve Jokes

Why don't you try calling them names too?

Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog