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Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

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Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

Fell through the cracks.

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When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

V=75cA3xmssM

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

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How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

What should we call this giant advertising board?

Phil: A philboard Bill: I have a better idea

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Mattress Jokes More Mattress Jokes

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.