Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

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What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

Which family in Game of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

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What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

He's afraid of the draft.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

Timmy Jokes More Timmy Jokes

Where did Timmy go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

Mattress Jokes More Mattress Jokes

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.