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Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do Chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

Why was the belt thrown in jail?

He held up a pair of pants.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

Timmy Jokes More Timmy Jokes

How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car?

He didn't

Where did Timmy go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

Mattress Jokes More Mattress Jokes

Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.