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Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

Who's there! Bill! Bill who?

Bill-tup area!

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did the blonde run with the bike?

It was going too fast for her to get on.

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

Timmy Jokes More Timmy Jokes

What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

Where did Timmy go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

Mattress Jokes More Mattress Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.