Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What do you call a minion that falls on a grill?

Filet mignon

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When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the Bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

What bill is the Congress's favorite?

Of course the $ bill!

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes

Timmy Jokes More Timmy Jokes

How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car?

He didn't

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Mattress Jokes More Mattress Jokes

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it