Because Bill threw a mattress at him.
Everywhere.
Business kept falling off!
Because he ate too much of them.
Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.
Just put it on my bill
I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!
A Cruci-fixie.
It popped a wheelie.
He didn't
Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.
Two twins make a King.
