Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

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What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

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What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

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How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

He's afraid of the draft.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes?

Sir Francis Brake!

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

Timmy Jokes More Timmy Jokes

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

Mattress Jokes More Mattress Jokes

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.