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Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

What's the worst thing to hear during a prostate exam?

Look! No hands!

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there) Well, it ain't Mary.

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Knock-knock.

A race condition. Who is there?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?)...not Sarah.

Timmy Jokes More Timmy Jokes

How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car?

He didn't

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.