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Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

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How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

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Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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The French. They always have their hands up.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Swing!

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Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

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Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.