Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

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What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

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Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

What's a orphans favorite ice cream flavor?

Banana Foster

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Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.