Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

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Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

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How do you make an ugly baby?

Ask your parents.

What would your parents say if I called them?

I replied, "Hello "

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Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

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Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

Where did Timmy go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

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What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.