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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do you call a seaside shanty for kids without parents?

A wharfanage

Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs?

Because they are very touching

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

What did one orphan say to the other?

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?

Robin, let's get in the Batmobile." Bonus joke: What did one orphan say to the other orphan as they got into their car? "Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."

Timmy Jokes More Timmy Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car?

He didn't

Christmas Present Jokes More Christmas Present Jokes

Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?

Elephanta Claus!

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?