Christmas Present Jokes

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

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What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?

Elephanta Claus!

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.