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What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

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Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

Christmas Present Jokes More Christmas Present Jokes

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.