What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

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Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

"Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

Why did the boy like doing trigonometry?

Just cos.

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What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.

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Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.