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What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

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How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

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What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.

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Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?

Elephanta Claus!