What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.

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Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

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What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

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Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir.

What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.