What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.

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Why do bald guys cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

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What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

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What do you calla judge with no thumbs?

Justice fingers

What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.