What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.

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Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

Why did the guitar teacher go to jail?

He fingered a minor

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How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir.

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!