What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

What do you calla judge with no thumbs?

Justice fingers