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What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.

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Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

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Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.