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What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.

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What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

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What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

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Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.