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What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.

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Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!