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What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.

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How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100?

On their fingers

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

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Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!