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What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.

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What's hairy and has five fingers?

A thalidomide's armpit

How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.

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What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.