What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

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How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

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What do you call it when a baby tells you off?

A fedis.

What do you call a baby in a concentration camp?

Baby Powder.

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Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know