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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

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What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

D Jokes More D Jokes

What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.