What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

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What does the emperor have when he goes for a Sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

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Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

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What do French stoners smoke?

Oui-d

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise.