What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

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Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

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Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter "D"!

Why does Edward Woodwood have four D's in his name?

Because otherwise his name would be E-war Woo-woo.

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient?

All porpoise flour.