What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

What's a big game hunter?

Someone who's lost his way to the match.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

D Jokes More D Jokes

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter "D"!

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!