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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a baby Matt Damon?

A new-Bourne

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

D Jokes More D Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d