What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

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What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

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How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I?

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

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What is the biggest battery size?

The D. It's huge.

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.