What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

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Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

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Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

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What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!