What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

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What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

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Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

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What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu