Brazil Jokes

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

What's the capital of Brazil?

My daughter: that's a secret

How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

What is Brazil's favorite game right now?

Hide and go zika

What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

Who's there! Brazil! Brazil who?

Brazil support a girls chest!

What are Brazilian fans called?

Brazil nuts!

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What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

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How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

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How many Native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

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Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists

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How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

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What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

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How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)