Brazil Jokes

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

What's the capital of Brazil?

My daughter: that's a secret

How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

What is Brazil's favorite game right now?

Hide and go zika

What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

Who's there! Brazil! Brazil who?

Brazil support a girls chest!

What are Brazilian fans called?

Brazil nuts!

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What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

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How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)

How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

Why do lesbians like radishes?

Because they like to get their daikon.

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What is a mouse's favourite game?

Hide and squeak!

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

What's pink and has seven dents in it?

Snow White's hymen

Brazillion Jokes More Brazillion Jokes

How many shaves does it take to remove all a persons pubic hair?

A brazillion!

How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

Capital Jokes More Capital Jokes

What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.

What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.