Brazil Jokes

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

What's the capital of Brazil?

My daughter: that's a secret

How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

Who's there! Brazil! Brazil who?

Brazil support a girls chest!

What are Brazilian fans called?

Brazil nuts!

What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

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How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?

Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

Zikachu Jokes More Zikachu Jokes

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.