Brazil Jokes

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

What's the capital of brazil?

My daughter: that's a secret

Where is the best place to buy authentic shrunken heads?

Brazil

How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

What is Brazil's favorite game right now?

Hide and go zika

What do Brazil and lesbians have in common?

Neither like touching balls.

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What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

Who's there! Brazil! Brazil who?

Brazil support a girls chest!

What are Brazilian fans called?

Brazil nuts!

What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

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How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

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How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

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What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

What's the difference between reddit and a fish?

Fish are cool

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What sort of net is useless for catching fish?

A football net!

How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.

What are they planning on calling the next die hard movie in which the main villain is a lesbian terrorist?

DYKE HARD

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What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

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What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

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How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"