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Zikachu Jokes

What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

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What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

What Pokémon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio de Janeiro?

Zikachu.

What do you call a Pokemon with a tiny head?

Zikachu

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

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Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

Birth Defect Jokes More Birth Defect Jokes

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

Why don't you undress in front of Pokemon?

Because they might Pikachu!

What do you call a funny Pikachu?

Jokemon.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

Because it was a total rip-off.

Brazil Jokes More Brazil Jokes

How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar