Zikachu Jokes

What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

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What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

What Pokémon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio de Janeiro?

Zikachu.

What do you call a Pokemon with a tiny head?

Zikachu

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

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What do you call a Pokemon with breasts?

Rattata.

What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon?

The 'mons of Venus.

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What does the Pokemon dentist do?

He takes a Pikachu teeth.

Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

Because they might Pikachu!

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What Pokemon would you catch in Rio de Janeiro?

Zikachu.

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

What is the most popular vehicle in South America?

They drive alpacars.

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What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

What is the most faithful insect?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!

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What Pokémon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

What are Brazilian fans called?

Brazil nuts!

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How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.