Zikachu Jokes

What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

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What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

What Pokémon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio de Janeiro?

Zikachu.

What do you call a Pokemon with a tiny head?

Zikachu

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

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What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

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How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

What is the most popular vehicle in South America?

They drive alpacars.

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What Pokemon would you catch in Rio de Janeiro?

Zikachu.

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

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Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

Why shouldn't you shower with a Pokemon?

It might Pikachu.

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How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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Who's there! Crispin! Crispin who?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples!

What do you call a spider that likes 80s music?

A Durantula.

Birth Defect Jokes More Birth Defect Jokes

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

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Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

What Pokémon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.