Zikachu Jokes

What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

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What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

What Pokémon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

What do you call a Pokemon with a tiny head?

Zikachu

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

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What is Brazil's favorite game right now?

Hide and go zika

How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

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What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

What do you call a Pokemon with breasts?

Rattata.

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Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

Rio De Janeiro Jokes More Rio De Janeiro Jokes

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is it better to be ashy?

Cause it just means you spit more fire

Why are there no headache pills in Troy?

Cause Paracetamol

Continent Jokes More Continent Jokes

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!