Birth Defect Jokes

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

What's Pharma Bro's favorite musical?

Rent.

Relative Dating Jokes More Relative Dating Jokes

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What Pokémon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

What's a feminists least favorite Pokemon?

Abra!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

Yesallwomen

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do white girls drink from?

OC Muggs!

Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

Why do they call it a "roach clip"?

Cause "pot holder" was taken.