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Birth Defect Jokes

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

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I Love Pizza & You

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

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Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

Sorry this is only a four star hotel.

Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What is a Pokemon master's favorite kind of pasta?

Wartortellini!

Why can't you take a shower with a Pokémon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty?

Wa-TAH!

How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Relative Dating Jokes More Relative Dating Jokes

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

Lack Toe Jokes More Lack Toe Jokes

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

Zikachu Jokes More Zikachu Jokes

What do you call a Pokemon with a tiny head?

Zikachu

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

Geologist Jokes More Geologist Jokes

What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?