Birth Defect Jokes

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

Relative Dating Jokes More Relative Dating Jokes

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Zikachu Jokes More Zikachu Jokes

Geologist Jokes More Geologist Jokes

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why are some flowers gangsta?

Cause they carry pistils.

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.