Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

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Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

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What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east?

The allahu ak-bar

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.