How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't Czech his papers.

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H'Isis

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You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

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Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer!

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How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't Czech his papers.

Where do you take a cheque?

Czechoslovakia.