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How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't Czech his papers.

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What did terrorist say to my friend Jack?

Hi Jack!

Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

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Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

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What happened when the bankrupt eastern European jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

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Where do you take a cheque?

Czechoslovakia.

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't Czech his papers.