How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't Czech his papers.

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What do you call a terrorist who's always late?

9/12

What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers.

What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

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Who's there! Czech! Czech who?

Czech before you open the door!

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't Czech his papers.

Where do you take a cheque?

Czechoslovakia.