How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't Czech his papers.

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What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

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Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

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Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

He was looking for a Czech mate.

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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Where do you take a cheque?

Czechoslovakia.

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't Czech his papers.