What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

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Why do political yes-men use so much Raid?

Because they're sycophants!

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross country

What do you call a country ruled by dank memes?

Kappatalism

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What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

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How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

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How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague Rock.