What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

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What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

What do you use to transport pittas?

A flatbread truck

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What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

What country has the highest concentration of pool players?

Irack.

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Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

He wanted a Czech mate.

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What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague Rock.

What do you call traffic in The Czech Republic?

Praguetory