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What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

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What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

E-reptile dysfunction

What Social Media site do the undead use?

Tomblr.

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What country are the majority of dress pants made?

Khakistan!

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

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What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

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What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Take away it's credit cards!

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How does an Australian call his friend from the Czech Republic?

Czechmate

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word