What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

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What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

What do you do with old cannon balls?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles!

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What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

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How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't Czech his papers.

Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*

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What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

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What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague Rock.

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word