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What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

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What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

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What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

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Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.