What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

What does the emperor have when he goes for a Sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation