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What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

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Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

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What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

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What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.