What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How much does a dead battery cost?

It's free of charge

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card