What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip