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What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

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What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

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What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation