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How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

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When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

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What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Take away it's credit cards!