How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Take away it's credit cards!

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.