How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

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Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

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What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

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What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic