How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

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Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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Why wasn't meek mills phone working?

Because it wasn't "charged up"

Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.