How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

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What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

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How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

What should you do when a bull charges you?

Pay him

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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Take away it's credit cards!

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip