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Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

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What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

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Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

Who's there! Caitlin! Caitlin who?

Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them!

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What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

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Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

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Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D