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Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

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What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

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Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

Green Lipstick Jokes More Green Lipstick Jokes

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

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Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop.