Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

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Take away its USB cable.

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Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

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Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

How done is she?

A.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

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Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop.

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Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop.

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D