Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

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What do you fire from underwater guns?

Seashells

Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

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Why did Ariel wear seashells?

Because she grew out of her B shells.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

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Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.