Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

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Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

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Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

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Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.