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Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

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Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

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How does Lady Gaga like her......Steaks?

Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

Seashell Jokes More Seashell Jokes

What do you fire from underwater guns?

Seashells

Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

B Shell Jokes More B Shell Jokes

Why did Ariel wear seashells?

Because she grew out of her B shells.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!