Lady Gaga Jokes

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

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How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

You poker face!

Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

How do you get Lady Gaga attention?

P-p-p-poke her face.

What did the windmill say to Lady Gaga?

I'm a really big fan.

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga..?

POKER FACE...!!!

How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

How does Lady Gaga like her......Steaks?

Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!

What do Lady Gaga and E. L. James have in common?

They both wrote bad romance.

What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

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How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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They both die if you chop them

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Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

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A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

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He feinted. (Sorry)

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Why does it always seem like models' hair is blowing in the wind?

They have big fans.

What's your stand on renewable energy?

I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

How do you foil a plan?

P + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

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What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga