Lady Gaga Jokes

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

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How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

You poker face!

Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

How do you get Lady Gaga attention?

P-p-p-poke her face.

What did the windmill say to Lady Gaga?

I'm a really big fan.

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga..?

POKER FACE...!!!

How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

How does Lady Gaga like her......Steaks?

Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!

What do Lady Gaga and E. L. James have in common?

They both wrote bad romance.

What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

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How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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She grew out of her b-shells

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Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

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Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

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What do you call an Irish J-Pop singer?

Rady O'Gaga

What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What is wrong with me?

Asking for a friend..

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

Po Jokes More Po Jokes

When's your birthday?

Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.

What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

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What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

One you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt

How do you get Lady Gaga attention?

P-p-p-poke her face.