Lady Gaga Jokes

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

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How do you get Lady Gaga attention?

P-p-p-poke her face.

What did the windmill say to Lady Gaga?

I'm a really big fan.

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga..?

POKER FACE...!!!

How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

How does Lady Gaga like her......Steaks?

Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!

What do Lady Gaga and E. L. James have in common?

They both wrote bad romance.

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

Windmill Jokes More Windmill Jokes

What did the windmill say to Lady Gaga?

I'm a really big fan.

What did the windmill say to the windmill engineer?

I'm a big fan of your work

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

Big Fan Jokes More Big Fan Jokes

What's your thoughts on renewable energy?

2: I'm a big fan.

Why does it always seem like models' hair is blowing in the wind?

They have big fans.

Pa Jokes More Pa Jokes

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.