Lady Gaga Jokes

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

How do you get Lady Gaga attention?

P-p-p-poke her face.

What did the windmill say to Lady Gaga?

I'm a really big fan.

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga..?

POKER FACE...!!!

How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

How does Lady Gaga like her......Steaks?

Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!

What do Lady Gaga and E. L. James have in common?

They both wrote bad romance.

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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P Jokes More P Jokes

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

Paddy o' furniture

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.

Seashell Jokes More Seashell Jokes

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

Big Fan Jokes More Big Fan Jokes

What's your thoughts on renewable energy?

2: I'm a big fan.

What's your stand on renewable energy?

I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.