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Lady Gaga Jokes

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

We've Got This Love Thing Down

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We've Got This Love Thing Down

How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

You poker face!

Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

How do you get Lady Gaga attention?

P-p-p-poke her face.

What did the windmill say to Lady Gaga?

I'm a really big fan.

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga..?

POKER FACE...!!!

How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

How does Lady Gaga like her......Steaks?

Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!

What do Lady Gaga and E. L. James have in common?

They both wrote bad romance.

What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

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How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo.

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You drop it on her twice.

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What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

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Oshio des neighhhhh

What do you call the study of Japanese sound?

Yakuztics

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What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

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A little stiff.

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What can I get you Mr. President?

P

What is the pH of a public pool?

All P

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

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How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

You poker face!

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.