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What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

Paddy o' furniture

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How do you like your new teacher?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

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What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

Why are the Irish so rich?

Their capital is always Dublin.

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Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

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What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

Paddy o' furniture

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture