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What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

Paddy o' furniture

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Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

Paddy o' furniture

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What do you call an Irish milkshake?

Mashed potatoes...

What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

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Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

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What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

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What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

Paddy o' furniture

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture