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What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

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Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.