What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

Paddy o' furniture

Previous Random Joke Next

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

Paddy O'furniture Jokes More Paddy O'furniture Jokes

What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

Paddy O'Furniture!

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

Paddy O ' Jokes More Paddy O ' Jokes

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

Paddy o' furniture