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What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

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What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

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What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

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What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

Why do Irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.