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What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

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How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

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How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

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What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.