What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

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What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

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What did the depressed pimp want for his birthday?

To be alone with his thots

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Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.