What's the difference between mlk day and St. Patrick's Day?

Everyone WANTS to be Irish on st Patrick's day.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

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What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

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What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.