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What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

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What is the difference between homeless people and feminists?

Sometimes the homeless get change.

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

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Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

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What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

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Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

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What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.