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Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

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Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

What did the Hispanic chef say when he went down on his girlfriend?

Umami!

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What does your Dad sell?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

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Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran