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What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

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What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!

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Umami!

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What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.