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What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

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What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

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What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.