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What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

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What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

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How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.