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What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

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What happens when you get a bladder infection?

Urine trouble.

What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

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What's the first sign of football in the Bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

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Why are some musicians so antisocial?

Because all they want is tonics and dominance.

What do you call an emperor who's also a musician?

A rock-czar