What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

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What happened when the coke bottle was run over by the steamroller?

He was soda pressed.

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It staged a coup

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Light ale!

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Beets me.

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Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

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He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

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Why did they arrest the musician?

He got into treble.

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Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza