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What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

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What happens if you cross a snowman and a vampire?

You get a frostbite.

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

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What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

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Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

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What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.

How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet