What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

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What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence

What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Smelly beans!

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What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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None that's a hardware problem

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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.