What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!

How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it?

Play the piano until you find the right key.

Flat Miner Jokes More Flat Miner Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling