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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does acid reflux and dubstep have in common?

They both get better when you drop the "base".

What is Kathy Griffin's screen saver?

Celebrity names dropping.

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

Flat Miner Jokes More Flat Miner Jokes

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner