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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

Whats the difference between men and women when watching video?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. usually has a completely different meaning.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What does a can of tuna say?

Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy

How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?

With a tuna.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.

What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.