What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it?

Play the piano until you find the right key.