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Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

Why did Sara fall off the swing?

2.Knock Knock 1.She didn't have any arms!! 2. Who's there NOT SARA!!

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What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks

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How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

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Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.