How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

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What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other?

Hey, watt's up?

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

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Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby?

You can feel his presents...

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

How does Donald Drumpf change a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.

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What's the definition of divorce?

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!

How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

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How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.

Why do ants rarely, if ever, get sick?

Because of their tiny little anty bodies.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?