How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

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Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

What do you call 2 doctors walking together?

Pair-o-Medics

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Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

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How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you.

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Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

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How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!