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How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

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Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

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What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

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How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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Why was the ant so confused?

All of if its uncles are aunts!

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

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How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!