How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

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How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, two, two

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

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What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony

What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

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How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.