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How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

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How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

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Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.

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How many children's TV presenters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier.

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.