How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

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How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

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What do reddit fans and Apple fans have in common?

They both like seeing the same thing a year later.

Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.

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How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Change?

How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!