How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

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How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

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Who's there! Crispin! Crispin who?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples!

What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back?

Imagination

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What do you call a zoo enclosure without any change?

A nickeless cage.

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan