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Who's there! Crispin! Crispin who?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples!

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Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

He's afraid of the draft.

Why don't paperclips move around a lot?

They like being stationery.

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How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

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Who's there! Crispin! Crispin who?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples!

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash