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Who's there! Crispin! Crispin who?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples!

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What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?

An independant!

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

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Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

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Who's there! Crispin! Crispin who?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples!

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash