What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

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What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.