What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

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Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

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What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

"Make a fright turn at the corner."

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Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

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What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin