What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song?

The Sound of Sirens

Why are notes natural leaders?

Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.