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What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

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Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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Where are the best sounding farts listed?

Sharts.

What sound does a Greek gun make?

TZZZZAT, TZZZZZZZAT!