What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

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Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.:

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*