What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

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What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!

What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

Hemogoblin Jokes More Hemogoblin Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin