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What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

How did the hipster burn his tounge?

He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!

Goblin Jokes More Goblin Jokes

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

Hemogoblin Jokes More Hemogoblin Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin