What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

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How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

Goblin Jokes More Goblin Jokes

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

"Make a fright turn at the corner."

What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

Hemogoblin Jokes More Hemogoblin Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin