What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

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Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

Goblin Jokes More Goblin Jokes

What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

Why wasn't there any food after the monster party?

Because everyone was a goblin.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

Hemogoblin Jokes More Hemogoblin Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin