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What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

Biting an apple and finding half a worm

Goblin Jokes More Goblin Jokes

Why wasn't there any food after the monster party?

Because everyone was a goblin.

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

Hemogoblin Jokes More Hemogoblin Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin