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What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

Goblin Jokes More Goblin Jokes

What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

Hemogoblin Jokes More Hemogoblin Jokes

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.