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What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

Goblin Jokes More Goblin Jokes

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

Why wasn't there any food after the monster party?

Because everyone was a goblin.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

Hemogoblin Jokes More Hemogoblin Jokes

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.