What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

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What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

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Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

Hemogoblin Jokes More Hemogoblin Jokes

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.