What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

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Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

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Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

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What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

Well fangcy that!

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!