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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

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What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

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What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

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Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!