What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

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What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

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What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

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Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

Well fangcy that!

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Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.