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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

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What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

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What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Why am I not asleep?

He thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

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How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!