What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

What is Dracula's favorite pudding?

Leeches and scream.

Lancelot Jokes More Lancelot Jokes

Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.