What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

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Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

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How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

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Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

Who does Dracula get letters from?

His fang club.

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Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.