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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

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Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

Lancelot Jokes More Lancelot Jokes

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!