What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

El' if I know.

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe Polish for breakfast?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

Well fangcy that!

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

Lancelot Jokes More Lancelot Jokes

Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.