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What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

What happens when you microwave a DVD?

You get a VHS tape.

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What do you call a rising poll?

Upvote

What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

Why did the Polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

What are crusty girlfriends good for?

Fermenting yeast!

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.