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What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other?

Bunnylingus!

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What did Jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

What Did The Time Traveler Do After He After He Ate Too Much?

He Went Back Four Seconds.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What do they call a Polish astronomer?

Copernicus.

What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

Why am I not asleep?

He thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.