What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

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What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

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Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

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What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

A new last name

What do you call a Polish aardvark?

A Polaark!

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...