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Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

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Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.