Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

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What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's the slowest vehicle on the road?

The short bus.

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

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What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

Why don't blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?

It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed