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Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did The Grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG!!!!

Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A trip to Israel.

Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

What does popcorn and KFC have in common?

Greasy, old kernals