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Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

Why did the chicken get himself run over by a car?

To get to the "other side".

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

Becuase his peckers on his head

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the free-range chicken cross the road?

Because he could.

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free......

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

Why did the chicken go to KFC?

He wanted to see a chicken strip.

What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.