Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Ah wait, i can't remember the rest

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

Why did the rooster run away?

He was chicken!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

Why did the kid cross the road?

To go to a better place.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC