He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
Because a tuna can!
Because chickens didn't exist yet.
A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.
Becuase his peckers on his head
Because ah, the egg roll.
He didn't want to be called chicken
You can't cross a scalar and a vector.
For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".
Because in space, no one can hear you stream.
Because he heard the snowblower was coming.
One has a job.
The line at KFC.