He heard it was finger licking good.
In a KFC bucket.
At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.
He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.
One has a job.
A job application.
Greasy, old kernals
Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.
It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed
What you get served at KFC is original.
Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.
He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
The cow didn't make it.
Bones upon a time...!
By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Summer, they like it before it's cool
It doesn't like Cats.
Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.
They had a reptile dysfunction.
Because it is in tents
They both enjoy handshakes.
Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)
Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.
I don't know man, I just fly the drone
