He heard it was finger licking good.
In a KFC bucket.
At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.
He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.
One has a job.
A job application.
Greasy, old kernals
Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.
It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed
What you get served at KFC is original.
Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.
He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
He was fed up with other people.
The cold shoulder.
Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.
He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.
Then I can bang other chicks
One of it's legs is a little smaller.
45 minutes.
A Christian bail
Nun
So the German soldiers can march in shade.
Whose Line is it Anyway
She fell out of the tree.
Nirvana
He wanted to smoke a joint!
A Drag Queen
