He heard it was finger licking good.
In a KFC bucket.
At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.
He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.
One has a job.
A job application.
Greasy, old kernals
Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.
It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed
What you get served at KFC is original.
Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.
He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
Discus.
Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!
Ayy lMao
Wonton-amo Bay
He was on the "No Fry" list.
With a mop.
The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"
Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog
Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"
What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
Suh Dude
They're on the cutting edge of musical innovation.
