He heard it was finger licking good.
In a KFC bucket.
He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.
One has a job.
Greasy, old kernels
Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.
It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed
What you get served at KFC is original.
He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
He didn't even finish grad school.
Neither of them can finish a play
The time God took to cook us
A Pair-a-ducks.
25 to Life.
Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.
A Quran
To get to the bigger crowd
BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD
Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.
('A jump rope')
To get to the other slide!
The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot...
20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*
