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What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

Why did the chicken end up in the soup?

Because it ran out of cluck!

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

Curse Jokes More Curse Jokes

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon