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What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the chicken end up in the soup?

Because it ran out of cluck!

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.

Curse Jokes More Curse Jokes

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!