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What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

What did you do in Iran?

I ran.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?

All his work was pro bono.

Curse Jokes More Curse Jokes

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!