What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

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Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

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How did the blonde die ice-fishing?

A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

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Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

Because he had no body to go with

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What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus